he thought i was a dude.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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