Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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