Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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