Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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