Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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