For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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