Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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