I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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