so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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