I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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