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you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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