Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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