take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
