ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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