nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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