This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
the day after is always just damage control
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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