Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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