chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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