she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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