We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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