shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Green mimosas i think yes
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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