she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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