I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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