You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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