I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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