yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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