Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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