Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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