So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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