I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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