Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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