I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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