I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The feeling are messing with the penis
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
is it fun? or sober?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize