Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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