do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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