theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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