I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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