I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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