the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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