VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
