Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have feelings that need drinking.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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