Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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