Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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