it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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