Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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