I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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