Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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