i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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