FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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