So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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