Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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