I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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