i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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