Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No subtext here. People are naked.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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