no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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