I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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