No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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